MODERNIZING MOTHER GOOSE

 

Humpty Dumpty has lost some weight
and now he’s looking really great.
A model now for slim and tall
Fashion statement he's off the wall.

Little Miss Muffet sits here and there
gave up tuffets for high back chairs.
Vegan now, only eats tofu.
Nothing scares her, she knows kung fu.

Jack and Jill still climb all those hills
with water bottles that don't spill..
Run marathons to keep them fit
both crowns in place they never quit.

Little Bo peep now has no lost sheep
Gps tracking  lets her sleep.
Computer chipped they wander free
the beeping tells her where they'll be.

Contrary Mary was obliged
when her parole was first denied
to give up  drugs that made her mean.
She now grows ganja, amongst her beans.

That little boy blue has left his horn
country style living and all that corn..
He’s into selling real-estate
Espresso keeps him wide awake.